Madagascar 2

My fav quotes!

1.

Random Zebras (As Alex is walking through the herd with his 'hat of shame' on, trying to find Marty) : "Cool Hat!" "Where'd you get the hat?" "Leave the hat!"

2.

Melman : "Listen Mototo, you'd better treat this lady like a queen. Because you've found yourself the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman, I would give her flowers every day! Her favorites are orchids - white orchids. And breakfast in bed! Six loaves of wheat toast, with butter on both sides! No crust! The way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend. And I'd spend every day trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most amazing laugh. That's what I would do if I were you. But I'm not. So you do it!"

3.

Alex : "It is lackin' in the crackin' my friend."

4.

Private : "Can I kiss the bride, Skipper?"
Skipper: "NO!" *slaps Private*

5.

Melman: "Gloria, I just want you to know, back at the zoo, it was never the doctors or the perscriptions that kept me going. It was always you. Seeing you every day. That's what kept me going!"

6.

Gloria (holding Melman over volcano by the horn): "Melman, I've got to know, Did you really mean all those things you said about me?"
Melman: "Of course I did."
Gloria (Holds Melman in her arms with his arms around her neck): "It's crazy."
Melman: "It is?"
Gloria: "It's crazy to think that I had to go halfway around the world to find out that the perfect guy for me lived right next door."
Melman: "Then I guess it's you and me neigbor, For the next...eighteen hours."
Gloria: "I'll take whatever I can get." (The two touch forheads)

7.

Marty: "How about a t-shirt that says I'm with stupid?"
Random Zebra: "I'm not stupid!"
Marty: "Not you stupid! Him stupid!"

8.

Melman (at the penguin wedding): "It's not gonna last." (Gloria nods in agreement)


King Julius," Stop him! He's carrying scissors and heand cream!"


Alex: I Know you won't mind if I tell you.....
Marty: Tell me anything come on!
Alex: I BROKE YOUR IPOD!
Marty: WHAT?!
Alex: The buttons were so small, it made me mad!
Marty: THE HORROR!!!

Alex: Me...ALEX. Me and me friends....fly...fly in great metal bird...then...PLUMMET! Smash ground! Go boom! Then here we...emerge. We offer only happiness and good greetings!


Melman: You don't have a doctor? What if you catch a cold?
Other Giraffe: We pick out a dying hole, and we die.
Melman: Ok you guys REALLY need a doctor!

Skipper: Operation Tourist trap is a go!
Private: Oh I like that one! It's a good one!
Kowalski: It works on many levels!
Skipper: You guys are a bunch of suckups!
Kowalski: That too sir!
Private: Absolutely!
Skipper: Hey stations!

Private:[after throwing old lady out of the jeep] Is she dead?
[old lady gets up]
Skipper: NO!!!
[rams her. lol]

Alex's mom: You used to call this...foofi
Alex: Foofi......FOOFI!!
Zuba: Come on he doesn't need that old thing
Alex: MY FOOFI!!!

King Julian: Yes. And you are only a sad little head. But there must be something you want to do before you...DIE!
Melman: Well there is this one thing...
King Julian: What is it? Tell me!
Melman: Well I don't know...
King Julian: What is it?
Melman: You know I never really go the guts to tell gloria...
King Julian: What is it?!
Melman: ...how I fell about her.
King Julian: PLEASE TELL ME!
Melman: How I've always felt about her.
King Julian. FINE! Don't tell me!....OH! Is it a woman? You didn't tell me it was going to be a woman.
Maurice: What are you afriad of? Your a dead man anyway.
Melman: Yeah...yeah your right...
King Julian: Well you gotta march right up to this lady alright? Then you look her right in the eyes...lean forward just a little almost all the way...just a lips distance away fromeach other...and then you just tell her how much you hate her.
Melman: Actually...it's more like...love.
King Julian: OH! You sly dog! Woof! You are a real playa you know that? You gotta rise! You hearing me? I can't hear you!
Melman: Yeah!
King julian: You gotta rise!
Melman: Yeah!
King Julian: You gotta get outta that hole!
Melman: I'm rising outta the hole!
King Jlian: Rise him Maurice!
Melman: I'm rising Maurice!
King Julian: You gotta go right up to this woman!
Melman: YEAH!
King Julian: You gotta go right up to her face!
Melman: I'm going to tell her!
King Julian: And then say "Baby, I dig ya!" YEAH!
Melman: Yeah! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
King Julian: I love that happy little head.

King Julian: There is only one one way to get your precious water..I, King Julian, will simply make a small sacrifice to my good friends the water gods in....THE VOLCANO!!
Animal: What does that do?
King Julian: What does that do? Excellent question! My sacrifice goes in the volcano, then the firendly gods will eat up my sacrifice, "Mmm thank you for the sacrifice" "please have another sacrifce" "No I've had enough for the day" "listen, I'm going to be very upset if you don't have another" "I don't want another sacrifice ok?!" "Come on you look so skinny!" "No I think I've had enough is that clear?!"......The gods eat the sacrifice..they are grateful, they give me some of their water, and I will give it to you.
Animal: Does it work?
King Julien: No...I mean yes! I mean...um...Maurice?
Maurice: Ehh....50/50

Little Book of Love Poems by Purple Ronnie

Being in Love
Whenever I'm with you
My heart starts to thump
And I come over wonky and flustered
I try to stayu calm
But pour milk on my toast
and butter my coffee with mustard.

You Make Me Happy
Sometimes I close my eyes tightly
And dream of you while you're away
Cos thinking of you makes me happy
So that's what I wanted to say

I love you
This poem says I love you
ANd you make my life complete
Except for all your bottom burps
and your stinky feet

MY secret wish
I wanted just to tell you
what my special secret wish is
I'd love to tear your clothes off
And then cover you with kisses

LOve poem
Sometimes my heart goes all mushy
Remembering good times we had
So I thought I'd write you this poem
To say I still love you like mad

My Lover
The smashing thing about you
That makes me think you're great
Is you're not only my lover
You're also my best mate

I Love you
Sometimes when it's late at night
And we're alone together
I want to take you in my arms
And cuddle you forever

for a Gorgeous person
I've got this great feeling inside me
I think you can probably tell
I don't only think that you're totally fab
But I fancy your pants off as well

My little own way
I sometimes get rather embarrassed
And don't always know what to say
When it comes to expressing my feelings
but I try in my own little way

Love poem
I just want to tell you
I love you so much
that each time I look at your face
My heart jumps a somersault
Round in the air
and my feelings explode into space

you're special
You're a very special person
And you mean alot to me
When you're around you make the world
A better place to be

Lover
If someone invented a gadget
That made me terrific in bed
I think I'd buy twentyfive thousand
And do it with you til I'm dead

Snuggle pie
You to me are everything
That money just cant buy
Like creamy cuddle custard
And scrumptious snuggle pie

you're lovely
If I was more clever
I would find a special way
TO tell you that you're lovely
Cos that's all I want to say

I love yOU
When I'm lying alone in my bed
All sorts of thoughts come into my head
Like why do I love you and as much as I do
Then I know it's because you are You

Smiley inside
Love makes you feel all cuddly and warm
Love makes your tongue get all tied
IT makes you go wobbly
and weak at the knees
And all sort of smiley inside

To someone I like
I sometimes find it rather hard
To say I really care
And that I like you quite alot
But I've said it now- so there

Love
Sometimes it makes you feel happy
ANd sometimes it makes you feel blue
But i find it makes me feel smashingly fab
And thats cos I'm in it with you

Love poem (soppy)
Crikey I love you to pieces
My heart wants to jump up and shout
Let's walk through the flowers
and huggle for hours
and let all our loveliness out

Missing you
There are times I really do miss you
and think of you missing me too
so I close my eyes tight
and i daydream
that I'm together with you

My lover
I want to tell you something
Now at last I've found a way
I love you more than chocolate
and that's all I need to say

I love you
Here's a little note to say
That since we've been together
I've never felt so happy
And I love you more than ever

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Regular separation from you will be painful and can even cause depression. Think before you buy me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want from me don’t be impatient, short-tempered or irritable.

3. Place your trust in me and I will always trust you back, respect is earned not given as some sort of inalienable right.

4. Don’t be angry with me for long, and don’t lock me up as punishment. I am not capable of understanding why I am being locked up. I only know I have been rejected. You have your work, entertainment and friends. I only have you.

5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your tone. “You only have to look at my tail” to know that.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget, if that treatment is unjust or bad, it may spoil the special bond between us.

7. Please do not hit me. I cannot hit back, but I can bite and scratch and I don’t ever want to feel the need to do that.

8. Before you tell me off me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be wrong with me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food or I’ve been out in the sun too long, maybe my heart is getting old and weak, or maybe I’m just dog-tired.

9. Take care of me when I get old. You too will grow old and will also want care, love, and affection.

10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say, “I can’t bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence”. Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember, Irrespective of what you do I will always love you.

from http://anonymousxwrites.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-are-10-promises-to-my-dog-promise.html

Square root 3

The Square Root of 3 by Dave Feinberg
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

Thoughts

Everyday of my life I am grateful for the opportunities I have been given. I'm grateful for the opportunities I've been wise enough to accept, too. I think there's something to be said for living a simple life. I need very little, therefore, I am in need very little. And it just seems to work out that the less I need, the more I have. I'm pleased with myself, I feel responsible. I feel wise.

I took responsibility for not only my mistakes, but someone else's, too. Oh, and I stopped asking "why."

Everyone is not going to do what I think they should do Many, many people will prefer to walk the other way. I'm fine with that idea. Sometimes I need to walk the other way, too.

I grew up with the idea that it was not okay to be angry. Yet, I was. No matter what I did, no matter how "good" I wanted to be, something would come along and make me angry.
I no longer swallow my anger. I've learned that if you do, it always comes right back up. And at the worst time and in the worst way. If something pisses me off, I try to let it out right then and there. That way, there is no mistake as to what I;m angry about. There is no resentment brewing inside. There is no need to devise a plan to get back at anyone. There is no anger anymore. Until the next time.

Thank you. Thank you for holding your vision close and making it happen. Thank you for not deciding it wasn't worth it. THank you for being prosperous enough to extend yourself far and wide. Thank you for knowing who you are. If everybody did everything I thought they would do? Boy, would I be cheated out of my own self-realization.

A moment that melts. The moment that brings the walls tumbling down. What magnificent joy! What a powerful and altering experience.
What about when the moment is gone? In case you're stumped, let me tell you. It hurts like crazy.

As certain death entered the picture, I decided, "who cares? Who cares what people think? Who cares if Im too young to do this? Who cares who cares?"
It has een my experience that the more darkness I encounter, the greater my capacity for light. Ugliess turns to beauty to uglieness to beauty. The negative with the positive. Up, down. Black and white.

Koizora 恋空

もしもあの日、きみに出会っていなければ
こんなに苦しくて　こんなに悲しくて
こんなにせつなくて　こんなに涙があふれえるような想いはしなかったと思う。
けれど、きみに出会っていなければ、
こんなにうれしくて　こんなに優しくて
こんなに愛しくて　こんなに温かくて
こんなに幸せな気持ちを知る事もできなかったよ。。。
(If on that day I didn't meet you,
It wouldn't be so difficult, It wouldn't be so sad,
It wouldn't be so painful, My thoughts wouldn't be like overflowing tears.
However, If I didn't meet you
I wouldn't be so happy, I wouldn't be so kind,
I wouldn't be so lovely, I wouldn't be so warm
I wouldn't be able to understand happiness...)


きみは幸せでしたか？ [did you get happiness?]
とても幸せでした. [i got excessive happiness before.]

Mika: If only that night... if I took a different way, would it have changed our fates a little?



Yu: Take all your mixed feelings with you until you have sorted them out. Will you be with me?


Yu: If a man loves a woman he wont want her to be unhappy. But if he hurts you I'll take you from him in any way I can.
[turns Mika back facing him]
GO! Before I start crying...



Hiro: Where do humans go after they die?
Mika: Heaven.
Hiro: I want to be the sky. So I always know where you are.
Mika: Like a stalker.
[Hiro smiles]
Mika: Clear skies will mean you are happy. Rain will mean you're crying. Sunset means you are embarrassed. Night will mean you are gently holding me.



Hiro: Mika.. smile.

Two Faces of my Girlfriend

"Why is love like raindrops on the window?

Because they evaporate. And they leave stains behind."

P.S. I Love You (2007)

Sharon McCarthy: You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.


Patricia (Holly's mom): So now, alone or not, you've got a walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we're all alone, then we're all together in that too. That helps me sometimes.


Gerry Kennedy: [holding Holly by the shoulders] What do you want? I know what I want, cause I'm holding it in my hands.

Denise Hennessey: [Denise is admiring Ted as he walks by] Ooohhh, he's delicious isn't he? I'd serve coffee on that ass.
John McCarthy: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?
Denise Hennessey: I'm sorry, John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat ass.
John McCarthy: You know, Denise, that's why you're not married. Women act like men. Then they complain men don't want them.
Denise Hennessey: Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was 'cause I deserved the best and he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!
Sharon McCarthy: Well said!
Denise Hennessey: Yeah, well, I thought so.

Patricia: You know the worst thing for a parent... second after losing a child? Watching your child head for the same life you had. You can't stop it. It's a terrible, helpless feeling. Makes you angry all the time. And I've been angry. For a very long time. I'm exhausted.
Holly Kennedy: Do you think we'll ever see dad again?
Patricia: No sweetheart, never. So you have to stop waiting.

Holly Kennedy: I don't want to make any mistakes.
Gerry Kennedy: Then you're in the wrong species, love. Be a duck.

Gerry: I just can't say goodbye yet.

Gerry: Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face.

Love you 'Till the End
I just want to see you
When you're all alone
I just want to catch you if I can
I just want to be there
When the morning light explodes
On your face it radiates
I can't escape
I love you 'till the end

I just want to tell you nothing
You don't want to hear
All I want is for you to say
Why don't you just take me
Where I've never been before
I know you want to hear me
Catch my breath
I love you 'till the end

I just want to be there
When we're caught in the rain
I just want to see you laugh not cry
I just want to feel you
When the night puts on its cloak
I'm lost for words don't tell me
All I can say
I love you 'till the end


The Letters: (letters found at http://www.premiereprops.com/index.php/cPath/109/sort/2a/page/2

First letter: Holly, Save yourself some bruises and buy yourself a bedside lamp..and remember, a disco diva must look her best. Go buy yourself a knockout outfit. you'll need it when my next letter comes. And I know your stll confused about that job. I'll help. Look for a sign, you'll know what to do. P.S. I Love You

Moving on: Holly, You don't need my stuff to remember me...You don't need to wear my old sweatshirt to feel me around you. So here's a list of my things and where I went them sent. Everything else, just get rid of it baby. Ok? P.S. I LOVE YOU...

Galway Girl: To My Galway Girl, Somewhere along the way...somewhere in between getting married and worrying about life starting..you forgot something..the best part...I don't need you to remember me, baby..I need you to remember you...in the meanwhile, it'll give you some time to work on this..it's a big one...create a system or be enslaved by another man's...I will not reason or compare..my business is to create..you know it doesn't matter what..you told me that, remember? P.S. I Love You

Denise's Letter: Denise, Take her to Dublin. There's beautiful music to be heard. Beautiful people to be around. And Denise, your going ot heaven for being my baby's friend. I'm making all the arrangements up here for you... got a few hot men lined up. I hear Ben Franklin's hung like a racehorse. Love you

Letter to Mum and Dad: Dear Mum and Dad, Well Doc says theres not much time so I thought i'd write to you, seeing how bad we Kennedy's are with modern day contraptions like telephones. Tell Dad not to lay about and take care of his legs. Keep them walking. I always think of Dad walking across the farm yelling after the hands too lazy to keep the chickens fed. And you Mum, yelling at Dad to treat the boys with a Father's hand, not a fathers belt. I remember those days, I remember everything Mum. And I thank you for giving me a mothers breath of life and love. No son ever loved a mother more, I can tell you that. Never could say it to your face, nor Dad. but I love you both with all my heart. There was nothing I missed - nothing you didn't give me - I lived a lifetime in my child's life. Noone could ask for more. Take care of each other, and if you need me, just shout from the yard like you always did. Whenever I felt lost i'd hear you shout my name in my mind, and I knew where I was again - your loving son, Gerry . P.S. When Holly visits, take her to my Fort in the backyard and give her this envelope.

Final Letter: Dear Holly I don't have much time. I don't mean literally. I mean your out buying icecream and you'll be home soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter. Because there is only one thing left to tell you. It isn't going to go down memory lane or make you buy a lamp. You can take care of yourself without any help from me. It's to tell you how much you move me. You have changed me. You made made me a man by loving me, Holly. And for that i'm eternally grateful. Literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenver your sad or unsure..or you lose complete faith..that you'll try and see yourself through my eyes. thank you for the honor of being my wife. I'm a man with no regrets. How lucky am i? You made my life, Holly. But i'm just one chapter in yours. There'll be more. I promise. So here it comes..the big one... Don't be afraid to fall in love again..watch out for that signal when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love you.